Jason pargin, editorinchief at, started life online, and permuted press published a paperback edition in 2007. The book was followed by a sequel, this book is full of spiders, in 2012 and what the hell did i just read. John and dave and the temple of xalnaathuthuthu by. Its a paranormal, psychoactive drug that promises an outofbody experience with each hit. Seriously dude, dont touch it, was released in 2012. Okay, i think its high time may have fucked up that saying.
Don coscarelli, director, phantasm iv and bubba ho. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare. Fangoria david wong is like a mashup of douglas adams and stephen king. See more ideas about the end movie, the end and art handouts. It was not written and published at once, but one part after another. With chase williamson, rob mayes, paul giamatti, clancy brown. China daily website connecting china connecting the world. What it gets instead is john rob mayes and david chase williamson, a pair of college dropouts who can barely. They kind of deal with it in the story, when he talks about it with john and the girl with. If you liked phantasm chances are youll like this movie.
Seriously, dude, dont touch it with david wong real name jason pargin. It is both joyously ridiculous and annoyingly indulgent a movie that is engineered for future cultdom but almost a little too tryhard to really deserve it. Its a drug that promises an outofbody experience with each hit. On the street they call it soy sauce, and users drift across time and dimensions. This edition is newly rewritten by the author with additional material. Suddenly a silent otherworldly invasion is underway, and mankind needs a hero. One of the great things about discovering new writers, especially in the narrow range of hybridgenre comedic novels, is realizing that theyre having just as much fun making this stuff up as you are reading it. From the demented director of phantasm and bubba hotep comes this adaptation of david wongs insane novel, on vod now and in. Martins press, is kind of like pride and prejudice and zombies, but with five fewer bennet sisters and six dozen more dick jokes. I got the audible because i watched the movie for book one and thought listening to the book would be close to watching book two. They kind of deal with it in the story, when he talks about it with john and the girl with one hand dont remember the name. Is there a pdf version of john and dave and the temple of x.
A film adaptation directed by don coscarelli was made in 2012. An estimated 70,000 people read the free online versions before they were removed in september 2008. Spoilers inside arson welles registered user regular. His essays at have been read by tens of millions of people around the world. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. I really want to read the sequel but i need it offline because i take my laptop to many places with no wifi. This is one of the most entertaining and addictive novels ive ever read. The new hardcover edition comes with added text, and its the sort of story thats meant to be read in one or two breathless, eyewatering sittings.
You may not want to know about the things youll read on these pages, about the sauce, about korrock, about the invasion, and the future. The threat of apocalypse no longer holds consequence enough. Principal photography began in october 2010, and by january 2011, the project had entered postproduction for a planned theatrical 20 release. Dave look, miss, i dont want tojohn dave, i told her we would look into it. The tale of nearapocalypse at the hands of two hapless heroes has already caused a cult sensation. On the one hand, horror, guilt, and selfhatred, and on the other hand incredulity, obstinence, and cavalier mockery. Nov 16, 2012 its all about the soy sauce, a drug that promises an outofbody experience with each hit.
This also is the reason why the book is somewhat episodic at times. Mar 28, 2010 is there a pdf version of john and dave and the temple of xalnaathuthuthu. The film stars chase williamson and rob mayes, with paul giamatti, clancy. And speaking of spiders, it reintroduces john and dave, the occasionally intrepid duo.
Later, john uses the soy sauces properties to convert a super soaker into a proper flamethrower. Seriously, dude, dont touch it also known under its working title of john and dave and the fifth wall is a 2012 comic horror novel written by jason pargin under the pseudonym of david wong. It came across to me as though david wong was telling me about his adventures with john, amy, and their meddling dog, molly. This unfinished adventure is not included in the print edition of jdate that is coming out this fall, and right now is an online exclusive. Don coscarelli, director, phantasm iv and bubba hotep. John contd turning professorial from our experience, spiritual beings that can manipulate objects in the physical world are rare and extremely powerful. How it went from being a story posted on the internet, to being a book to being a movie is nearly as unbelievable as the story itself. This channel was generated automatically by youtube s video. Is there a pdf version of john and dave and the temple of. He rambles, goes off topic and, generally speaking, goes through albuquerque on a trip from detroit to chicago. A new street drug that sends its users across time and dimensions has one drawback. In october 2012, the longawaited sequel this book is full of spiders. When john and dave get somewhat famous due to the sauce, people begin sending them bizarre things. It was juvenileand i loved damn near every minute of it.
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